分集剧情选择:(剧情已更新到第12集，共12集)添加剧集更新时间：2023-10-02 00:55:15

不要变成西瓜啊主任第1集剧情

第1集:主任出现整顿 郑昊报名脱口秀

郑昊(刘旸饰演)百无聊赖的躺在床上,他认为一个人走向人生巅峰的方式就是躺着,恐怕能让他站起来的就是为了放个带味的屁。再度躺下拿起手机时,突然出现的人类意义管理处的主任(六兽)把他吓了一跳,紧接着从床上翻滚到了地上,对于刘昊的基本信息,主任再熟悉不过,掐着刘昊的脖子就带他来到了人类意义管理处。主任——人类意义管理处年度最卷员工,从来不会犯错误,直到一个小时前出现了操作错误,按照管理处的规定,他要变成西瓜了,除非在绩效考核前的24天内帮助管理对象攒齐一辈子的意义值。看着眼前琳琅满目的机器,郑昊四处观望。一旁的主任向郑昊介绍着,人类意义管理处就是管理人类生产意义值的地方,工作、孕育后代、自我实现、自我实现、探索宇宙等等都能生产出意义值。看着自己已经低到不能再低的意义值,郑昊还觉得自己很特别。主任带着郑昊重新回到了房间,第一时间郑昊就躺在了沙发上,实在说服不了的主任拿出了“干点什么枪”,不信的刘昊仍旧躺在沙发上一动不动,紧接着挨了一枪,下去后立马从床上跳了起来。郑昊被迫来到了脱口秀馆,被主任安排着举起手自告奋勇的报了名。

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