分集剧情选择:15集全集剧情添加剧集更新时间：2020-10-23 17:45:35

极品士兵之连队囧事第15集剧情

第15集

崔犇犇 与郭小明(郭丰周 饰)比赛拍砖，两人一人用头，一人用手进行拍砖，而导致发生安全事故，最后被连队提出通报并批评，以警醒其他士兵，并让士兵们以此为鉴不要进行效仿。连队为退伍老兵举行欢送仪式，而崔犇犇不舍牛班长而哭哭啼啼的紧抱着牛班长不让其离开。牛班长带领战斗一班进行野外生存训练，并让士兵们执行在野外寻找食物的任务，有一士兵找到了营养极其丰富的野菜，而崔犇犇是广东人，则注重饮食的荤素搭配，便突然拿出一条蜥蜴，牛班长瞬时被吓住，而郭小明却找到了鲜艳的毒蘑菇，最后误吃导致口吐白沫中毒而倒。郭小明回到寝室掩面而泣，牛班长得知郭小明跟一女兵练习格斗而导致面部破相，牛班长便愤慨的说要去替郭小明报仇，最后牛班长去完之后，满脸肿胀的回到寝室。崔犇犇出生于中药世家，连队便请崔犇犇帮大家治疗颈椎问题，最后把大家的脖子都治歪了。郭小明与牛班长在食堂吃饭，郭小明看到牛班的饭菜中有一条大虫子，正当郭小明想开口时，牛班长却教导他说食不言寝不语，郭小明只能欲言又止，牛班长吃完饭之后便询问郭小明，郭小明告知他真相之后，牛班长内心一阵反胃。指导员把郭小明叫到办公室，想了解新兵喜欢使用手机一事，这时郭小明的手机却不间断的想起，指导员从郭小明的身上搜出多部手机，让指导员一脸震惊。牛班长带领战斗一班进行斗地主，众人的严肃对话，让人误以为是在执行危急的任务，让人爆笑不已。晚上睡觉时郭小明的呼噜声过大，导致其他士兵彻夜未眠，众人想方设法让郭小明降低噪音，却无济于事。连长为了犒劳士兵们近期艰苦训练，称给战斗一班安排了一个火辣辣的女同志与他们进行晚餐，郭小明对此而充满期待，却没想到连长给他们准备的是陶华碧的辣椒酱。牛班长与郭小明帮一小孩子修理玩具，特意制造紧张的气氛，让人误以为他们是在拆地雷。牛班长与郭小明在路上偶遇退休的首长带爱人遛弯，而两人则在一旁羡慕首长历经沧桑后的淡定还有从容，最后牛班长也开始幻想起自己老时的生活，也如这退休首长一样，悠闲的带着爱人一起遛弯。

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