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杀不死第1集剧情

第1集:哨子偷拿小茵的包 为追回钻石林森撬车

又是平淡无奇的一天,林森(杨羽 饰)起来后照往常那样刷牙洗脸,他和妈妈一起吃过早饭后就出门坐公交车上班去了。林森是一家汽车4S点的销售,他为人低调且个性温吞,所以他业绩平平,在公司里毫无存在感。林森在公司里有一个暗恋的女孩,他喜欢公司的前台小茵。可可因为林森性格软弱,他不敢对小茵表白。这天,林森约了好朋友哨子一起吃午饭。吃饭的时候,林森一直盯着小茵看。哨子看到林森已经盯着小茵看了一个月了,他为了帮林森制造和小茵在一起的机会就偷偷拿走了小茵的钱包。哨子把小茵的钱包交给了林森,他让林森假装是捡到了小茵的钱包好制造一次邂逅的机会。林森不同意那么做,他觉得这样不太好。林森拉着哨子走了,他边走边从哨子手里抢过了小茵的钱包。哨子一把把钱包抢了回来,他打开后发现里面有一包钻石。哨子惊住了,他说这钻石不会是真的吧。为了检验钻石的真假,哨子把这包钻石砸到了玻璃上,没想到玻璃一下子就碎了。这可把林森和哨子惊呆了,他们不敢相信钻石竟然是真的。哨子拿着这包钻石和林森平分了,他说这包钻石能让他们哥俩发财。林森不同意平分钻石,他要把钻石还给小茵。哨子让林森先别着急把包和钻石还给小茵,他说在检验一下钻石的真假。哨子拿了一颗钻石到电转去实验,他发现钻石竟然没碎。哨子说这些钻石竟然都是真的,他问林森为什么一个小前台的包里会有这么多的钻石。林森让哨子不要管小茵的私事,他打电话给小茵说捡到了她的包。林森和小茵约好了晚上六点在街边的咖啡馆还她包。没想到意外的事情发生了,林森在陪客户试车的时候把包落在了客户的车上。当林森发现包不见了的时候,客户已经开着车走了。为了拿回包和包里的钻石,林森和哨子只得追了出去去找客户把包拿回来。林森和哨子不想让客户知道有包在他车上,他们担心那客户会把包给偷走。林森和哨子偷偷地找到了客户停车的地方,他们发现那里竟然有好几十辆一模一样的车。哨子只得拿着工具把车一辆一辆的撬开查看,而林森帮忙把监控给遮住。不料保安还是看到了监控里偷偷开车的哨子和林森,他们要抓林森和哨子去警察局。为了让哨子继续找包,林森只得引开了保安。哨子经过一番摸索终于找到了客户的车,他把车里落下的包找到了。哨子找到包后马上就离开了,可林森却被保安抓到打了一顿。为了脱身,林森故意把保安室里的水打翻在了插电板上,保安们都被电晕了。哨子趁着保安们晕过去把林森救了出去。林森和哨子带着包去还给小茵,可小茵却说这不是她的包。这时候,街边突然停下来一辆面包车,面包车上的男人把小茵抢上车带走了。

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