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生活大爆炸第十一季第2集剧情

第2集:莱纳德祸从口出 殃及自己的工作

谢尔顿问谁要最后一个饺子之时,艾米让他留给孕妇,他马上看着肚子隆起的伯纳黛特发问谁是孕妇。伯纳黛特说明自己的孕相很明显,可谢尔顿还是不相信,因为伯纳黛特咋胡了很多次,在霍华德的确认下,谢尔顿才相信伯纳黛特怀孕了,随后马上又对她怀孕三个月表示了惊讶和质疑。莱纳德上电台节目,谢尔顿和艾米、佩妮一起在家听节目,谢尔顿忍不住骂莱纳德的声音难听,佩妮想要骂谢尔顿,可她也认同这一点便不再开口了。听完了节目,谢尔顿因为莱纳德在节目上诋毁了艾米,对莱纳德有了很大的意见,以至于吃饭的时候一直对莱纳德摆出嗤之以鼻的态度。因为莱纳德的言论,主任认为他所说的会让给学校捐款的人士取消捐款,要求莱纳德发表一份声明,声称他言论失误,并吹捧物理学。莱纳德回来后,便跟佩妮说他被叫去办公室的事情,佩妮一直用各种好的方面的推测来安慰莱纳德,可一直没有安慰到点子上,莱纳德最后才无奈地告诉佩妮,他可能会被开除,而他又是一个说物理学死路一条的物理学家,所以被开除后他将找不到工作。莱纳德写不出声明,拿着电脑去找谢尔顿,谢尔顿先是生气地训了莱纳德,在得知莱纳德可能失业之后,他才开始帮莱纳德写声明,给莱纳德提供意见。因为没有想出写声明的方案,谢尔顿便跟莱纳德一起,找了瓶酒来喝,这时佩妮正好来了,发现了他们的企图,便一起加入喝上一杯,然后继续探讨。拉蒙和霍华德也来了谢尔顿的房间,看到他们在喝酒谈莱纳德言论的事情,他们也一起加入,结果所有人都喝得有气无力自怨自艾的样子,几乎给莱纳德判了死刑。最后,佩妮大叫了起来,认为他们不应该这样浪费生命,于是把所有人都带去了墓地,想要有所作为,去跟物理学先辈喝一杯。去了理查德的墓地后,莱纳德有了灵感,写好了声明发给主任,第二天一早又被叫进主任办公室里。主任把莱纳德将他们昨晚在墓地前,说的那一番疯话当作声明发给主任,主任于是将这段疯话,一一念给莱纳德听,让他听了直觉得羞愧。

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